GitHub Dating Wall
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Late-night commits looking for a co-pilot. 309k followers, but I’ll still debug your code over coffee. My heart is open-source (mostly). Fluent in C, but my love language is physical touch. Swipe right if you’re okay with my #1 repo being about keyboard scrollwheels.
- writes tests
- has 309454 followers
- 250545 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
Seeking a partner who won't judge my 80k followers or my late-night commits. My love language is JavaScript, my dedication is daily, and my heart has more stars than most repos. Looking for someone to share the 'awesome' list with. Swipe right if you're ready for a serious relationship (with tests).
- writes tests
- has 79977 followers
- 693173 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
**Kent, 34.** 35K followers but still swiping right. 💻 I commit daily (to code *and* relationships), ship 750 repos, and my love language is JavaScript. I believe in thorough testing—I'll never break your heart without a test suite covering it first. 14 years on GitHub proves I'm in it for the long haul. Pro: 30K stars. Con: I'll try to teach you React.
- writes tests
- has 34863 followers
- 30339 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
**14 years of daily commits, 9k followers, and I *still* need to check if my code has tests.** My heart is written in JavaScript, but I promise our connection won't crash. Looking for someone who doesn't mind a partner whose most active relationship is with a terminal window. Let's debug life together.
- writes tests
- has 9513 followers
- 4056 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
Fluent in JavaScript / Makefile / HTML. 86802 followers — kind of a big deal. commits at 3am like it's a lifestyle. at least writes tests.
- writes tests
- has 86802 followers
- 183182 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
Seeking a partner who appreciates 10k+ followers might mean I'm not great at ghosting. Fluent in JavaScript & TypeScript, so I'm excellent at commitment. I stay up late making commits, so your 3 AM texts are welcome. My repos have 49k stars, but I'm still looking for my long-term relationship.
- writes tests
- has 10052 followers
- 49810 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
Swiping right on 23,134 followers—your move. I commit daily (and yes, I test). Fluent in HTML, Ruby & CSS, but my love language is sharing my Spoon-Knife over dinner. After 15 years on the scene, I know my way around a repo... and a relationship. ⭐21642 and counting.
- writes tests
- has 23134 followers
- 21642 total stars
- nothing suspicious (hiding it well?)
90k followers, but I commit to *you* every night. JS/TS is my love language. Late-night coder, early-morning texter. My repos have names like "whatthefuck.is"—curiosity is my best feature. Swipe right for a merge conflict of the hearts.
- has 90905 followers
- 38396 total stars
- committed for 15.1 years
- no tests in sight
Hey, I'm Evan – 108k followers but zero dating profile tests. I commit daily (mostly after midnight) and speak fluent JavaScript & TypeScript. My love language is "GitHub stars," and I promise our relationship will be more stable than my repos. Swipe right for a zoomerang into my life.
- has 108373 followers
- 13963 total stars
- committed for 15.6 years
- no tests in sight
51k followers but zero game. I commit to late-night JavaScript & Go sessions more than dates. Account’s 17.8 years old—so I’ll probably not ghost you. Let’s see if we’re compatible (no tests for this though).
- has 51777 followers
- 113700 total stars
- committed for 17.8 years
- no tests in sight
TypeScript enthusiast seeking a co-maintainer. 39,583 followers, but zero real friends. Night owl who speaks fluent commit messages and JSON. Warning: I'll refactor your heart but forget to test my own feelings. Swipe right if you're okay with my npm install taking all night.
- has 39583 followers
- 36213 total stars
- committed for 11.3 years
- no tests in sight
Guillermo, 18+ years on GitHub. You might know me as the guy who codes JavaScript until 3am. I have a repo called `wifi-password` (yes, it works). Looking for someone who appreciates daily commits and a partner with 16,940 followers to impress. Swipe right and I’ll show you how to steal my neighbor’s wifi.
- has 16940 followers
- 17923 total stars
- committed for 18.1 years
- no tests in sight
22k followers but I promise I’m more than my commit streak. Looking for someone to debug my love life—fair warning, my relationship skills have no tests. I speak fluent Ruby and give great pull requests. Swipe right if you’re okay with late-night deployments and 18 years of baggage (repos).
- has 22719 followers
- 34504 total stars
- committed for 18.7 years
- no tests in sight
**By day, I craft frameworks (Svelte says hi). By night, I commit—relentlessly. 20k followers, 395 repos, but zero tests (on my code OR my love life). Looking for someone who appreciates my JavaScript hands and won’t judge my TypeScript tendencies. Let’s degit our future together.**
- has 20495 followers
- 23573 total stars
- committed for 14.7 years
- no tests in sight
Fluent in Vim Script / Vim script / Ruby. 23320 followers — kind of a big deal. commits at 3am like it's a lifestyle. tests are for cowards apparently.
- has 23320 followers
- 97595 total stars
- committed for 18.4 years
- no tests in sight
Seeking a partner who doesn’t mind that 13k followers watch my every late-night JavaScript commit. I’m a 17-year veteran of long-term relationships (with code). Will skip tests for a date. Let’s merge our branches.
- has 12998 followers
- 68194 total stars
- committed for 17.0 years
- no tests in sight
My DMs are more reliable than my CI. I commit to TypeScript late at night, not just my repos (1120 followers can’t be wrong). Looking for a serious relationship, but first: can you pass my nonexistent tests?
- has 1120 followers
- 12106 total stars
- committed for 11.7 years
- no tests in sight